Sketch idea we had:
Man with enormously large hair and other suitably flashy TV preacher accoutrements smiles a big smile and says,
"You know, I didn't always have hair like this. I used to have the most ordinary hair around (picture of man with normal hair). I dreamed of starting a TV ministry, but thought, "how can I do it with such ordinary hair." Then I joined the Hair Club for TV Preachers. . .
Now I can preach powerfully, annoint for healing and even baptize in my new hair (suitable pictures for each phrase) . . .
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Oh, that's _good_. Do y'all remember Earnest Angley? He was the hairdo preacher to which all others are only pretenders...
Earnest was based down the road from where I lived in Ohio. The only thing more fake than his healings was his toupee.
This is fine, but why leave out the ladies? They also have some special cosmetological needs before appearing on Christian TV. Big hair isn't just a male prerogative. And you also need some major cry-proof mascara, unless you want to be the next Tammy Faye...
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